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A VILE rapist, jailed for nine years for raping a child three times, revealed his offences following a polygraph examination.

All UK restaurants will be open for either takeaway or delivery by Thursday (June 4)

A DRUNK man trying to win a bet had to be rescued after his inflatable began drifting out to sea in Clacton.

A 27-year-old has been arrested

The victim was rushed to hospital for treatment

A number of armed officers are in the area

One man has been arrested in connection with the attack

The airport tweeted to say the flight was a 'treat' from the airforce.

The weekend is looking like it is going to be very wet

Photos show the air ambulance at the scene

A 19-year-old man was rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries

The amount of extra water being used during the lockdown is the equivalent of every customer drinking EIGHTY extra cups of tea per day.

All restaurants offering drive thru or delivery should be open by tomorrow

Surprisingly the name has nothing to so with the colour of the moon

One of the strangest things that’s happened during my time spent nightshift freezer-stacking up at Tesco is that me and a guy called Terry (although I insist upon calling him Terrence, as it is ‘the Brian Clough in me’ – he used to call Teddy Sheringham Edward, if you recall) have developed duo-style nicknames.
Now Terrence started doing nightshifts at exactly the same time as me (Friday 27th March, to be both precise and pedantic about matters), also down the fabled Aisle-12. He’s older than me, about 6 inches shorter, and entirely of different proportions. Indeed, if it wasn’t for his “cute little beer-belly” (one of his former ‘bird’s’ apparently once referred to it as that), I doubt he’d weigh much over 8 stone.
The thing is, these nicknames only came about since I belatedly started wearing a PPE face-mask (for my sins, I was slow to act) and to be honest, they don’t make any sense whatsoever.
Can you guess what we’re called?
Laurel & Hardy? Nope.
Rodney & Del Boy? Incorrectamundo.
Batman & Robin? Doh.
Clearly it’s ‘something to do with my mask’, but the guy who so christened us has got it all arse about face, back to front, totally jumbled up, because THE LONE RANGER & TONTO simply isn’t accurate.
What’s more, he calls ME bloody Tonto!

The most wanted criminals in the UK have been revealed.

What will your first order be?

Experts have expressed concerns about the possibility of a second wave of coronavirus across the UK if people fail to stick to social distancing guidelines.

Three teenagers were seen leaving the area after the man was injured

A TEACHER has continued to teach his students during the lockdown - while renovating his home at the same time.